Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
