i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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