Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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