The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You may now shotgun with the bride
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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