pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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