I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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