Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
where am i from again
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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