no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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