Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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