OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Is it penis luge time yet?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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