my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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