So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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