We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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