don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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