I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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