I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I had to cum in my sink.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
