She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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