69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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