I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I look better un-naked...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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