College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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