People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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