ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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