STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
