Kiss
Puke
I think i peed on brittanys purse
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
