As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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