is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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