don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
