i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
then he tried to convert me to islam
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne