You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?