yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Randomize
