what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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