She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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