Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Boobs are out for the taking
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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