You were right. It hurts to walk today.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
NoShamevember. You game?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
