So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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