Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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