i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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