Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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