Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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