You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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