Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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