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• (248): View more from Michigan

  do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

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  RUDE.

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  I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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  outsmarted mickey deeeees

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess

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• (315): View more from New York

  We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me

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• (415): View more from California

  Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...

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• (281): View more from Texas

  You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.

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