If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?