ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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