well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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