i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
did i just pee glitter
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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