On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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