i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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