what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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