and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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