Fuck appropriateness.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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