This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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