Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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