You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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