Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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