I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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