What a fucking waste of an outfit
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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