You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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