I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
